Sunday, June 19, 2005

Family Memorabilia 01

I’ll have my own family in a "nude family picture" and hang it in our living room — of course, it must be aesthetically done with dim lights and drapery.

Video my children below 1 year old under water — hey, this is totally safe unless you’re too scared to try or haven't read, watched, and heard about it.

But all of that may depend on my partner’s will. She may agree to all but our baby.

Record my children’s voice or take a creative silent video on them yearly until 7 years old.

While still and moving pictures may be good, doing it in an eccentric way can be priceless.

Before It's Too Late

I want to or I wish I could …

Hug 100 tree trunks. Swim with a dolphin or two. Watch a snail for one hour. Run under the rain wearing only my undie. Paint my bare body and walk in front of our house. Give a free meal to a blind beggar. Kiss a totally stranger chic. Have a real fist fight. See a ghost. Do a bungee jumping. Seen on TV. Know how to use the sewing machine. Learn another local dialect. Smell the Skunk’s fart. Ride a roller coaster. Catch a snake bare handed. Eat five very exotic food. Learn the Brail. Get caught for a minimal public offense. See? Getting laid is very boring.

Make your life.

Here’s what I have already done. Paint my body nude, catch a snake bare handed, got caught twice for a minimal public offense (and the fine totalled to P600). Seen on TV (but lacks more exposure, hehehe).

Wednesday, June 1, 2005

First Job Perks

There are times when I think I am obsolete. But surprises happen. I didn’t just get a pretty nice job, but a very nice house to board for free. Thanks to my boss. It sounds too much with free meals, free snacks, and … free house? I just hope it would go on for years. I promise, i’ll take care of your castle boss! Aesthetics wouldn’t just be applied but … resourcefulness!

What I mean is - not just exteriorly and interiorly decorating it but make the backyard resourceful: a vegetable garden would be a nice idea for a weekend relaxation. But sorry friends, my boss can’t let friends (outside the company) go there and sleep — perhaps, not even just for a party without their approval.